ravenclaw | hermes cabin
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
i really hope they don’t even reference sue and johnny’s disparate races in the new fantastic four movies. like sue’s all, “ugh yeah that jerk that almost crashed into your house in his stupid new car is my little brother” and reed just nods because he’s already thinking of ways to make johnny’s car fly.