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SOMEONE BUY ME THIS T-SHIRT
June 2013
I dreamed that I was walking along some kind of historical theme park and you found me but you were some kind of mystical creature and you let me see how the whole park was dark and possessed or something. Then some evil guy saw what you were doing and decided to punish us by putting us on separate subway trains forever. I was mad that I had no way to contact you, but then I was like OH WELL and I took out a plate of assorted cookies and started eating them and sharing them with other passengers
I think I read this yesterday on my phone at work and giggled. Thankfully my coworkers didn’t notice.
I’d be offended that I’m so easily replaced with cookies, but man, cookies are awesome.
(WHAT KIND OF MYSTICAL CREATURE WOULD I BE.)
“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come on, one drink!” You say “no thanks.” Later, he brings you a soda. “I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and you looked thirsty.” For you to refuse at this point makes you the asshole. He’s just being nice, right? Predators use the social contract and our own good hearts and fear of being rude against us. If you drink the drink, you’re teaching him that it just takes a little persistence on his part to overcome your “no.” If you say “Really, I appreciate it, but no thanks” and put the drink down and walk away from it, you’re the one who looks rude in that moment. But the fact is, you didn’t ask for the drink and you don’t want the drink and you don’t have to drink it just to make some guy feel validated.”
—The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. « CaptainAwkward.com (via heavenearthandhoratio)
who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of unread books at home
me
the answer is always me
there are almost no “canonically straight” characters because writers don’t feel the need to explicitly state heterosexuality everyone always forgets that
#and no #‘character x has expressed interest in the other binary gender’ is not a statement of heterosexulity #please stop erasing polysexuality thanks (◕‿◕✿)
this is a thing that legit pisses me off sometimes
no one advertises their sexuality all the time
[insert gif of jack harkness here]
“double—sevens said: I don’t think Brew Dog is anywhere near as good as they’d like to be. Most of their beers seem to be overly fussy/very thin tasting. We so old.”
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welcome to level seven - This is the second microbrew. Brew Dog’s Hardcore…
Yeah, they’re all lager-based, I think. Well, most of the ones I’ve tried. To be fair, “Hardcore IPA” hit me pretty hard — but it still tasted lager-y, just a very strong lager (with some fruitiness, maybe).
The label design makes me laugh more though. Obviously they can’t change it now, it’s very distinctive, but … it’s very young. I almost feel like I should be buying this for my 16yo brother, y’know?
(No, bro, I won’t buy you 9.2% beer. Maybe Miller or Bud, if you’re good.)
ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. haha, um, if any of you knows how to fly this thing.. well, you should tell us now. also can you please stop screaming my co pilot is trying to sleep
Wes Janson’s very short career as a commercial shuttle pilot.
Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:
on a scale of 0 - Theon Greyjoy, how bad is your decision making
Robb Stark
