December 2010
my life is a less interesting sitcom
Chandler: [offering to play ping-pong for Monica when she can’t] “If it’s important to you, then it’s important to me. Because I love you.”
Monica: “But … you suck!”
Chandler: “…you’re welcome, sweetheart.”
…
I think I’ve said before that one day, I want a relationship like Lily/Marshall from How I Met Your Mother. Fuckit, no, I want Monica/Chandler.
The big defining relationships from my childhood (well, teenage) sitcoms are Ross/Rachel and JD/Elliot, from Friends and Scrubs respectively. So maybe it’s fitting that the ones I remember and like most are Monica/Chandler and Rachel/Joey.
Both from Friends.
Goddamn, Grant’s right, this show is so much better.
Reblog if you find lip-biting extremely attractive.
yess
Well, it’s Nathan, so… yeah. Anything.
+1
Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh look, she's out of the cave."
I … I think my parents have actually used these exact words in the past. :(
Thank fuck I don’t live at home anymore.
ONE REASON WHY BEING A GROWNUP IS AWESOME.
drunk enough to steal a quiz from kat
When’s the last time I did one of these things? Probably a few months ago on LJ. idk idk, there’s only so much Friends I can watch in a row to stave off boredom.
That awkward moment when a dating site matches you with somebody in the same room.
Same room, no. But OK Cupid has not once but TWICE matched me with a dude in Writers’. We joked about it both times and then talked about Percy Jackson books. … Because … my friends are cool…
:|
Well, that was an interesting episode of my sitcom life last night. Sorry for making ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, Kat. Triple JD/Coke: Garrie’s superweapon.
…as much as I love my good pal Jack, I think I’ll be switching spirits for a while. You can in fact have too much of a good thing. SOCO: YOU’RE UP.
“I’m encouraging the fanfiction. You know, I write the majority of it myself. But if you want to know the real-life pairings, Gabe’s the best kisser.”
—
William Beckett
(via cleverandironic)
YES. YES FOREVER.
(via mellabelle)
I believe it.
A SOFTPORN VERSION OF THE END OF THE WORLD
Sentiment expressed at the start of my last post should now be punctuated with the exclamation point of POLO FOR £1 JACK DANIEL’S. See, every day has the potential to improve, ne?
Hopefully this’ll go better than my last trip to Polo. Gonna go cut my hair so it doesn’t look quite so stupid this time. That’ll help the self-confidence, at least.
Someone texted me on Sunday saying we’d all meet up for drinks and food today. I said, “Sure! Just let me know where/when.” They did not let me know. Well all right you can just all FUCK OFF then. My flat, party of one, Friends and Strongbow to the rescue.
lol tumblrfag 2010 recap meme:
Unreality - 12 of the Best 'Arrested Development' Jokes You Never Got | →
unrealitymag.com
AMAZING. I got about half of these already, but only on my second/third viewings. In fact, I think the bit where George Sr asks George Michael for his hair took me at least four viewings.
Seriously the best show in the world ever. Everrrrrr.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
except probably not, haha. but they didn’t object to me drinking more, so it’s all good.
YOU CARE, TUMBLR. YOU CARE ABOUT MY DRUNK POSTS.
Also I’m watching Friends.
Tumblr, did I ever tell you about that time I was backpacking through Western Europe?
wants moar vodka
but can i go downstairs and retrieve said vodka without my mother and sister recognising my mildly drunken state?
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
(do we even have any coke left? eh, i’ll tolerate lemonade if not.)
Yuletide prompts →
archiveofourown.org
In case I feel like making up for my utter fail by writing a bunch of random fics for people.
