December 2011
So my mum told me this joke yesterday
- Mum: How do Batman's parents call him for dinner?
- Me: THEY DON'T BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mum: ........ Jesus what's wrong with you
- Me: What?
- Mum [to the Batman TV show theme tune]: Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN
- Me: oh
Play
throwin’ some mjolnir outside of the school.
- Person 1: I hate you more than I hate Zubats.
- Person 2: Woah man, I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.







