Equal Pay Day
- MOM: so since your doing the protest to raise awareness on how women get paid less than men, I’m going to get you a payday candy bar when you get home.
- ME: thanks mom
- MOM: but I’m giving your father two payday candy bars :)
April 2012
“Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, “Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!” FML”
—(via fuckyeahdudefuckmylife)
sometimes i wonder how it would have gone down if tumblr existed in westeros
stannis is forever pissed that renly has more followers than him and that his photosets get more notes. davos reassures him ITS OKAY MY KING WE JUST NEED TO TRY A DIFFERENT COLOURING
meanwhile everyone knows renly doesn’t create his own graphics and loras is the photoshop master in that relationship.
theon tells everyone irl that he’s a total tumblr bnf but actually only robb follows him and the most notes his posts have gotten is 3, one of them being a pity like from asha.
cersei has a ton of followers but she only follows jaime back (who enjoys spamming robb’s inbox with hate mail) and she stalks margaery’s tumblr because she suspects margaery’s secretly been teaching tommen how to gain more followers despite the fact cersei explicitly told him to stick to bebo.
tyrion would reblog pictures of naked ladies half the time, while the other half would be spent making witty text posts which would get over a 10000 notes.
arya is nobody so she has alot of different tumblrs, and sansa runs a blog dedicated to lemon cakes. catelyn asks robb why he never reblogs any of her posts and robb is all I AM A KING HOW CAN I REBLOG STUFF FROM MY OWN MOTHER I HAVE A REPUTATION YOU KNOW
and no1curr about jon snow because he doesn’t even know how to use tumblr
“In January of 1984, when Thor and Captain America started hanging out with other friends and Hawkeye couldn’t find a social life outside of the Avengers, the new group of heroes were invited to be guests on a comic-ified Late Night with David Letterman. Twenty-eight years later, the crossover still makes absolutely no sense and Hawkeye’s still trying to call up Letterman, who insists that he stop calling him ”Dave.”
—‘Avengers’: Take the EW Trivia Quiz! | Question: 9 of 10 | EW.com clint. clint why.
