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Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
First of all, before the FAYZ pops up, he’s just a normal guy in Sam’s class. He’s a Honduran boy - an illegal immigrant - from a poor family. His mother is a cleaner. He suffers from discrimination, but what does he do? Nothing. He stays calm and collected, being decent to everyone anyway.
Then the FAYZ happens. While Astrid’s being annoying and Sam’s freaking out and Quinn is screaming, Edilio’s still calm. And when Quinn’s fear turns to anger, and he begins insulting Edilio, Edilio merely responds by telling him that yes, he is an illegal immigrant from Honduras (NOT MEXICO) and that his family is here now, trying to make the best of their situation. Quinn realises what a prick he’s being and shuts up.
And then Edilio is dumped with the worst job - he’s digging graves for all the dead kids. Why? Because someone’s got to do it. That’s the kind of person he is. We can only imagine how awful it must’ve been, digging graves for dead children and burying their bodies.
And throughout it all, Edilio is so loyal and brave. I admire him a lot for that.
A lot of other stuff takes place, but Edilio is still cool. How he does it, I have no idea. Even when Lana Lazar shoots him, he’s still his kind self, not getting angry at her. He knows she wasn’t in her right mind when she did it, and he knows yelling at her and freaking out would make her feel even worse. So he does the decent thing and stays quiet.
And while Sam’s seducing Astrid, and Caine is knocking up Diana, and the Computer Brekka events take place, Edilio is still without a love interest. Because he’s too busy for that. Busy doing what nobody else will do - running the FAYZ and making sure nothing bad happens.
No. We realise Edilio’s been keeping quiet about two things: a) he’s actually gay, he doesn’t really care for Lana in a romantic way, and that b) he’s in a relationship with the Artful Roger, little Justin’s guardian. But they’ve been keeping it quiet to avoid fuss. To avoid fuss. Oh, Edilio. I love you.
Edilio doesn’t have a cool whip hand or glowing hands or any powers at all, actually. Except the power to be awesome, cool, sweet, kind, brave, loyal and decent all at the same time. He’s not as funny as Sanjit or as powerful as Caine or as clever as Computer Jack or Albert, but he’s still one of the best people in the entire FAYZ, if not the best. And that’s why I love him so much. If he died, I’d be really sad, because not many people appreciate just how much he’s helped the kids.