welcome to level seven

thefrogman: Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter]

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:40:09 +0100

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter]

Portal Sixtine

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:20:21 +0100

Portal Sixtine:

I hope you enjoy

SOMEONE BUY ME THIS T-SHIRT

dduane: life-writer: datzarbomba: thelostsunprincess: blankad...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:53:36 +0100

dduane:

life-writer:

datzarbomba:

thelostsunprincess:

blankadude:

kabutocub:

Auto-Correct Catastrophes

Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

Homo hot lips is my favorite.

in your mother’s anus

*ded*

BIRDSEED I’M DYING

Oh joy.

Even when they’re obviously fake, autocorrect shit makes me laugh so hard my neighbours probably think I’m insane.

I dreamed that I was walking along some kind of historical theme park and you found me but you were some kind of mystical creature and you let me see how the whole park was dark and possessed or something. Then some evil guy saw what you were doing and decided to punish us by putting us on separate subway trains forever. I was mad that I had no way to contact you, but then I was like OH WELL and I took out a plate of assorted cookies and started eating them and sharing them with other passengers

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:50:36 +0100

I think I read this yesterday on my phone at work and giggled. Thankfully my coworkers didn’t notice.

I’d be offended that I’m so easily replaced with cookies, but man, cookies are awesome.

(WHAT KIND OF MYSTICAL CREATURE WOULD I BE.)

starkidphotos: starkid + dressing up

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:36:12 +0100

starkidphotos:

starkid + dressing up

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:20:03 +0100

How to make the perfect sangria

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:58:30 +0100

How to make the perfect sangria

"Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come on, one drink!” You..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:40:11 +0100

“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come on, one drink!” You say “no thanks.” Later, he brings you a soda. “I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and you looked thirsty.” For you to refuse at this point makes you the asshole. He’s just being nice, right? Predators use the social contract and our own good hearts and fear of being rude against us. If you drink the drink, you’re teaching him that it just takes a little persistence on his part to overcome your “no.” If you say “Really, I appreciate it, but no thanks” and put the drink down and walk away from it, you’re the one who looks rude in that moment. But the fact is, you didn’t ask for the drink and you don’t want the drink and you don’t have to drink it just to make some guy feel validated.”

- The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. « CaptainAwkward.com (via heavenearthandhoratio)

iamwatchingyouinyoursleep: Too soon?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:20:11 +0100

iamwatchingyouinyoursleep:

Too soon?

bookmad: who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:40:09 +0100

bookmad:

who spends an unreasonable amount of money on new books when they already have dozens of unread books at home

me

the answer is always me

hamburgergirlfriends: la-gaudiere: there are almost no “canonically straight” characters because...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:52:00 +0100

hamburgergirlfriends:

la-gaudiere:

there are almost no “canonically straight” characters because writers don’t feel the need to explicitly state heterosexuality everyone always forgets that

#and no #‘character x has expressed interest in the other binary gender’ is not a statement of heterosexulity #please stop erasing polysexuality thanks (◕‿◕✿)

this is a thing that legit pisses me off sometimes

no one advertises their sexuality all the time

[insert gif of jack harkness here]

"double—sevens said: I don’t think Brew Dog is anywhere near as good as they’d like to be. Most..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:37:00 +0100

“double—sevens said: I don’t think Brew Dog is anywhere near as good as they’d like to be. Most of their beers seem to be overly fussy/very thin tasting. We so old.”

- welcome to level seven - This is the second microbrew. Brew Dog’s Hardcore…

Yeah, they’re all lager-based, I think. Well, most of the ones I’ve tried. To be fair, “Hardcore IPA” hit me pretty hard — but it still tasted lager-y, just a very strong lager (with some fruitiness, maybe).

The label design makes me laugh more though. Obviously they can’t change it now, it’s very distinctive, but … it’s very young. I almost feel like I should be buying this for my 16yo brother, y’know?

(No, bro, I won’t buy you 9.2% beer. Maybe Miller or Bud, if you’re good.)

trillow: ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. haha, um, if any of you knows how to...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:13:10 +0100

trillow:

ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. haha, um, if any of you knows how to fly this thing.. well, you should tell us now. also can you please stop screaming my co pilot is trying to sleep

Wes Janson’s very short career as a commercial shuttle pilot.

This is the second microbrew. Brew Dog’s Hardcore IPA, at...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:07:02 +0100

This is the second microbrew. Brew Dog’s Hardcore IPA, at 9.2% ABV. Should be fun.

(Brew Dog tries way too hard. Or maybe I’m getting too old to be their target market. I AM ONLY TWENTY-FIVE, good Christ.)

athenasaurus: a classic moment in television history

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:10:32 +0100

athenasaurus:

a classic moment in television history

I had a really bad day at work (though thankfully only the last...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:08:20 +0100

I had a really bad day at work (though thankfully only the last half hour) so this is the first of two craft beers I bought on the way home.

tubofgoodthings: danzku: tastefullyoffensive: [philintheblanks...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:20:11 +0100

tubofgoodthings:

danzku:

tastefullyoffensive:

[philintheblanks]

… what the flying FUCK did I just read?

o

kay

thearchangeltrickster: Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:40:07 +0100

thearchangeltrickster:

Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:

spokanesammirose: o-a-v-i-p: on a scale of 0 - Theon Greyjoy, how bad is your decision...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:46:04 +0100

spokanesammirose:

o-a-v-i-p:

on a scale of 0 - Theon Greyjoy, how bad is your decision making

Robb Stark

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:20:07 +0100